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Name:Harry Dresden
Birthdate:Oct 31
Location:Chicago, Illinois, United States of America
Let's just get this over with right up front. Yes, I'm a professional wizard. No, this is not the same thing as being a professional magician. I don't do kids' parties, and I'm not planning on playing Vegas or cruise ships anytime in the foreseeable future.

And before you ask--no, I do not make and sell love potions, and I cannot create a purse or wallet with an unending supply of money. If I had a wallet like that, believe me, I would be using it. Unfortunately, money has to come from somewhere, so anyone making that wallet would be arranging for the accounts and safes and coin-filled socks of hundreds, maybe thousands of people to be robbed. Not doing that. Oh, and a potion that compels someone to love and desire you? Basically, a magical roofie.

Mostly, I try to help people. There is a lot of weird shit in the world, and most people don't notice it until they're practically tripping over it. When a person or an organization (say, the Chicago Police's Homicide Division) spots that something exceptionally bizarre and dangerous is going on--the magical version of The X-Files, fundamentally--I get called in to find out what's what and, most of the time, save someone's life, sanity and/or soul. I do my best not to annoy too many of the Powers That Be in Chicago in the process...though that never works out very well.

Anyway. That's me. Harry Dresden, professional wizard-private detective-troubleshooter-trouble magnet. If you have a problem that you can't really explain and that everyone is dismissing as impossible superstition, call me. I'm in the Yellow Pages. Under "wizards."

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